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DO YOU QUARREL SIR?

well do you

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via joeywon)

20,176 notes | Posted May 28th

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

(via i-aint-bovvered)

20,967 notes | Posted May 28th

doctorwho:

inspectahradio:

I wonder

Probably their cheekbones.

(via turnit0ff)

8,289 notes | Posted May 27th
abakkus: are you sure are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1 that you never listen to bieber are you totally sure

abakkus:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

(via liamdryden)

83,592 notes | Posted May 27th

can someone please tell me what the fuck is up with these giant ass ants roaming my house　

Posted May 27th

(Source: 13liberty, via thepunksarewritinglovesongs)

38,155 notes | Posted May 26th

fuckyeahricksantorum:

the best thing about summer

is that you get to wear shorts

and reveal your 3rd degree laptop burns

(via sswim)

1,398 notes | Posted May 26th
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avengersaccumulate:

gabrielsbutt:

a-timelord-consultant:

#Fucking saw that coming and still hit PLAY

My night has been made.

(Source: radiophile, via causeiwantedmynameinlights)

29,791 notes | Posted May 26th

(via celestewazowski)

77,104 notes | Posted May 26th
i cybered on omegle today
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.
40,832 notes | Posted May 26th
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